at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
really fuckin pissed that all my childhood friends turned out really hot and im stuck looking like this
You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*