If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD
My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.